If you didn't know that Curiosity, the Mars science laboratory, is supposed to land on Mars tonight, climb out from that rock you've been hiding from and read this article from Cracked.
It's a very funny, but also very informational article highlighting what is supposed to happen and what could happen tonight! You'll learn while you laugh! What could be better?! I think we all need a break from the Olympics anyway, right? I mean, it's not like we won't see them for another four ye--oh yeah, that's right.