FOODIES ALIKE: This post is for you.

I am trying to perfect my RISOTTO. Momma Kruz makes a mean risotto but I think Tracy Dixon's from 96.3 Star Country blows my Moms away. eeeekkk We made risotto together using SAGE BUTTER. Sage from Tracy's garden. It was AMAZE! This fresh ingredient may have won my heart and made the dish SUPERB.

The issue I have with making RISOTTO is the rice never cooks! It is alot of work and my hand gets very tired because you constantly have to stir. It is ALOT of work but worth every CALORIE.
Do you have any risotto making tips and tricks?

Ever since I was a kid, I STICK OUT MY tongue. My family used to say I wanted to "Be like Mike" --(i.e. Michael Jordan) I used to always have my tongue hanging out. Though, I can honestly say that I thought this habit went away...CLEARLY with evidence below, I was wrong.

Tracy also make homemade strawberry ice cream. I do believe this was
the first time I ever had homemade ice cream NOT from a store/resturant

I am new to the wine brand of CUPCAKE! I like their Moscotto but I tried this Red Velvet.

Don't worry, it's not my home brew... Delicious hot coffee - all yours, FOR FREE. Get yourself a Jo2Go! Every Friday!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! MOMS are the greatest gift on Earth! I have mad respect for all the Mommys. I do not have children yet, but I am watching some of my dearest friends anf family become parents and it is one of the coolest experiences. Ladies morphing into the MOM role is incredible. I envy the hard work you do every single day. Most days I dont even know how you do it all. I truly do beliee one of the hardest jobs in the world is being a parent.
This song MAKES ME CRY EVERYTIME I hear it. I send it to all the Moms I know for their special day. Hats and heels off to you Moms. LOVE YOU!

(sniff sniff) Ok now the funny stuff!

ALL MOMS MUST READ:
Ten things I really F’ing want for Mother’s Day

1. I don’t want to wipe a single ass all day. I think all kids should have to hold their poop in on Mother’s Day. Now that would make it special.

2. I want brunch. But not with the whole frigging family. I want brunch with my other mommy friends. See ya, rugrats. Mommy’s coming back drunk on laughter and bloody marys.

3. I want to sleep in. But not with my hooligans shouting “MOMMYYYYYY!!!” at the top of their lungs and ramming one of those giant cannon thingies into the door to bust inside. To all the hubbies reading this: when the rugrats wake up, take them outside immediately. Not downstairs. OUTSIDE. That’s right, scoop them up in a football hold and rush them out the door. I’m F’ing serious. Change their diapers and their clothes on the front lawn if you have to. Just don’t let them wake my ass up.

4. I want a card. But not a stupid Hallmark card. I want one of those awesome homemade ones made with macaroni. Only I want the macaroni cooked and poured into a bowl and covered with a delicious cream sauce and paired with a giant bottle of red wine.

5. Jewelry jewelry jewelry. Unless it’s one of those stupid necklaces made with cheap plastic beads. Unless Tiffany’s is suddenly selling overpriced plastic bead necklaces. That can be returned for money. Because I don’t want to exchange it and the only thing I can afford is a stupid ass pen or keychain.

6. I want you to cook breakfast for me. In someone else’s kitchen.

7. I want to pee and poop alone. I will prepare for the day by downing a tanker truck full of liquid and eating ridiculous amounts of fiber.

8. I want chocolate. But not just any ole chocolate. I want the kind that someone has taken a fat Sharpie to and blacked out the F’ing calorie section.

9. I want a good present. Like one I’ll really like. It’s not the thought that counts. It’s MY thought that counts. And my thought should not be WTF?

10. I want ten “Leave me the F alone” coupons with no expiration date.

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He might be the new internet sensation! Charles Ramsey, the man who took in Amanda Berry and the other two girls who’d been abducted 10 years ago in Cleveland tells the story….

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Another day another Chris Brown/ Rihanna story.
An Austrailian radio show interviewed Chris.

When asked if he feels that he and Rihanna are soulmates, Brown said there will always be love between them.

"The way I look at it is, I am always going to love that person," he said. "But people have differences and people have different wants and needs. And at the end of the day, she's a young girl. I can't really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young. At the end of the day. And I'm young too. So I can't focus on that right now. I just need to fast forward and be a man and be the best Chris Brown I can be, instead of worrying about whoever else is going to be in my side pocket."

These words came right from this mouth certainly. There is AUDIO to prove it.

WIFE-ING? Chris Brown you suck! Don't worry-Your'e not even good enough for my side pocket.
Jackass.

Reese Witherspoon is breaking the silence on her arrest for disorderly conduct, which happened after she and her husband were pulled over by police under suspicion of drunk driving. Here's what she said on Good Morning America:

“It was one of those nights. We went out to dinner in Atlanta, and we had one too many glasses of wine, and we thought we were fine to drive, and we absolutely were not, and it’s just completely unacceptable, and we are so sorry and embarrassed, and we know better, and we shouldn’t have done that.

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uummmmm I LOVE TECHNOLOGY SOMETIMES!!! DASH CAM CAUGHT IT ALL ON TAPE!

Yes! I love these websites that track down old stars and then we get to see if they are aging well and what they are doing.

FULL HOUSE was one of my favorite shows. Like most, I had a crush on Uncle Jesse.
Take a look at the THEN AND NOW pics.

Crazy as it sounds. I think they all look really good except for the OLSEN TWINS.

And YES, one of the best episodes below! I have this song on my IPOD still. Love it!